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Friday, June 3, 2011

I Don't Know Who I am, I Just Know the Facts.

My last post was in January, and since then:
SCHOOL IS FREAKING OUT.
I ordered a ukulele.
I cleaned my room.
I got better at guitar.
And so much more.

But since January, I've almost become a new person.
I have no idea who I am, and I'm strangely okay with that.
I'm trying out different (but still original) personalities that work for me, and currently, I'm in bohemian-hippie mode, and I think this may be the one.
But I also discovered that I would love to drive a motorcycle for a vehicle when I'm older.
So maybe I should go dark and mysterious. And sort of bad. You should know that I'm a total sweetheart and could never be bad, so my idea of bad is this:
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: Actually, when I was using 'can,' I was using it in its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability.
Teacher=TOLD.
Me=still not bad and still a dork
I probably couldn't be bad anyways, as leather makes me immensely uncomfortable.
I'll stick with hippie.
As for my future, I only know one thing for sure.
I'M LEAVING THIS DANG MIDWEST FOR COLLEGE AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK.
Well, maybe I'll come back.
But never to this city.
I hate this city.
I think it's really weird how when I started blogging at the beginning of this year, I was freaking insane.
Or insane compared to how I am now.
I was uptight and shy and got annoyed of myself continuously.
Now, I am who I am, and I didn't ask you to like me, so if you don't, keep it to yourself.
And have a nice day while you're at it. :)
Me=STILL not bad.
Yeah, dark and mysterious/bad just isn't working out.
I don't even know why I'm trying to put a label on myself.
*EPIPHANY*
I DON'T NEED A LABEL.
I'M FREAKING ME, Y'ALL!

Have a good day now. <3

xo,
Emelia

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Airport Breakdowns.

So as we were flying home from Hawaii today..
I sort of had a mental breakdown.
We landed in Minneapolis after a 7 hour flight from Honolulu and stopped at a Caribou Coffee on the way to our next gate, and I decided that, in my breakdown stupor, all I needed from life was a fruit cup.

I was quite pitiful at 6:00 in the morning, wearing a XXXXXXXXXL Dave & Busters sweatshhirt and also large sweatpants. I bought the fruit cup, and a small Campfire Mocha, but before I even touched the mocha, I devoured the entire fruit cup.

We got to our gate, and I laid on the ground and put my hood up and my legs on the wall. You could say I was a bit loopy from all the Dramamine I had taken. I was just so happy that I had a fruit cup that I just wanted to lay there and look at the fruit cup on the ceiling. (There was not actually a fruit cup on the ceiling, I was just in breakdown stupor mode) When we boarded our flight home, I'm certain I was not walking straight and I was giggling at everything. I sat in my window seat, and passed out all the way home. I'm probably not going to take Dramamine for awhile.

Friday, January 14, 2011

JERSEY SHOOOOOOOOOOOORRRE!!!!!

Hey.... I realize my last post was in 2010, and its now 2011.
I procrastinate a lot.
I'm on vacation in Hawaii right now, and today we went surfing.
surffffffffiinnnnnn uuussaaaaaaa
and I for sure stood up and balanced for a complete 20 seconds once. The water was about 3-4 feet deep with a coral reef bottom that was quite sharp, and every time I fell off my surf board, I cut my feet up really bad. :( paaaaainnnfffullll!
We've also been snorkeling, shopping, eating, drinking non-alcoholic beverages, peeing, GTL-ing, partying... AND WATCHING JERSEY SHORE.
JERSEY. SHORE.
I love this show.
Let us take a moment to pay our respects to the Jersey Shore crew.
...........................
Moment over.
Anyways, I'm enjoying the sunshine and sand a lot. Except for when the sand gets into places it shouldn't be. Like in my bathing suit bottoms. Or all up in my ears. I have to hear with those.
Speaking of hearing, I've been listening to a lot of music lately.. and here's what I do with my iPod.
Music>Albums>SpeakNow>Shuffle>Sleep Button
I think Taylor Swift's most recent album, entitled Speak Now, is her best yet.
I love ittttttttttttttttttaaaaa.
That was a nice segue made by me..
Speaking of segue's, I'd like to go on a Segway tour.
Also a good segue.
ssseeeeggueeee
Yes. AnyHOOOOOOOO, Queen Latifah is pretty cool..
sseeemmiiiicooolllooonnn;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
There is sand in my nose.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Bloggity Blog Blog

So there I was, minding my own business,
In the grocery store when I discovered...
I love pomegranates. I love them. I just want to bathe in pomegranates.
Pomegranate 7-Up? Best thing ever.
Pomegranate Succers? Amazing!
Pomegranate Underwear? Needs to be invented.
Anyways, Christmas is right around the corner.
I don't really know what else to say about Christmas.
Shorryyyy,
Yeah.
I was being quite snide tonight... And I missed the first talent show meeting. Whoops. Stop judging me.
Stop.
Hammer time.
I also discovered my love for painting, and drawing on a paper bigger than normal. And drawing with something other than a pencil. You'd think I'd like art class, but I like getting my own blank canvas to create what I want. I'm hoping I get better at drawing/painting, so I can transition it to frosting cupcakes with flowers and such.
I'm feeling a bit under the weather, and I have a bit of homework, so I think I might leave it at that.
Wait, I need a link word.
POTATOES
Mato. (Who did NOT tell me to give him a shout out over text message at 9:20 PM)

Saturday, December 11, 2010

(No Name)

So.
I may have some news.
I got into the talent show.
I GOT INTO THE TALENT SHOW.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
(flagellum)
I'm so excited.
SO.
EXCITED. :D
And also I'm excited because I had a bowl of chili tonight, I'm going to Hawaii in 24 days, and The Nanny is on.
(I <3 reruns)
So.... Christmas is coming up...
I would like....
All the seasons of Scooby-Doo on DVD.
Anything Sephora. (Specifically brushes and palettes) (Gift Cards)
These.
This.
Also These.
Finally, this. (cheapest one)
I enjoy Twinkies.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Guitars and Iced Tea but Only When I'm on the Phone

My fingers are quite chilly.

Anyways. At the moment, my guitar is balancing on the wall behind me, I'm drinking an iced tea, and my sister's on the phone with, I'm assuming, my dad, due to the snappy tone in her voice.
(It's a very difficult task to type with chilly fingers.)
So that expleains the title.
But anyhoo, I'm freaking myself out beyond the paranoid-schizophrenic chihuahua level because my audition for the talent show is tomorrow.
MY AUDITION FOR THE TALENT SHOW IS
TOMORROW.
And I'm nervous. N E R V O U S.
I'm as nervous as a ballyhoo hobknocker in the middle of a Spring crackpot, that just got totally poppycocked by a huggermugger, if you know what I mean.
*awkward*
Yeah, so, yeah.
If you're wondering what song I'm doing, or you're too lazy to scroll down to the last post, here's the link.
SONG OF UTTER ADORABLENESS
I'll be doing a guitar cover, and let's hope I can hit those high notes.
I'm gonna go practice until my fingers bleed out my belly button, if you know what I mean.
BYE!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

sephorasephorasephoraTOKIDOKIsephora

11 comments. I'm that cool.

Today, I went to the mall. Well, mostly to Sephora.
*excitement*
And I got some things.
Some things being: a new eyeshadow palette, Urban Decay eyeliner, a Buxom eyeshadow brush, and
tokidoki lipgloss.
tokidoki
lipgloss
(tokidoki lipgloss)
tokidokitokidokitokidoki tokidoki in ninjadog= FRICKEN AMAZING GLOSS SO GLOSSY I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MYSELF WITH AN AMAZING APPLICATOR AND I NEED ALL OF THE FLAVORS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(tokidoki)
So. 2 weeks until Christmas vacation, I'm hoping they rush by, because then I get 2 weeks off, 2 days of school, and them I'm off to Hawaii for 2 more weeks.
THE EXCITEMENT IS BUILDING UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUP
(and up)
My limbs cripple up just thinking about it.
Laying on the beach, kickin' back with a Dan Brown novel, wearing my Ray's and sipping iced coffee,
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Not to worry, I can blog from a vacation destination.
(rhyme)
GET ME THESE FOR CHRISTMAS.


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